Alright, so I work for my family at our restaurant. We have a buffet and menu. Anyways, I am sick and tired of picking up nasty ass tables. Do you not realize that your child has made the place look like what is essentially a truck stop? There’s mashed up jello, rice, crab rangoons, sweet and sour sauce, and noodle on and around the god damn floor! (Oh and by the way, we have a carpet floor for some odd reason. I honestly wish he had tile floors…) WTF How do you walk by and not notice that and say, “Well I’d better at least tip alright.” or “Wow my child destroyed the shit out of this booth.” That’s another thing they say sorry for messing up the table and I have to pretend that it was nothing. I go to the table and I find a dollar for the service I have done for them. Fuck your messy ass kids and your cheap lazy ass.
Another thing, you do not NEED a fucking fountain of sweet and sour sauce for you 2 crab rangoons. God damnit people. You do not NEED a mountain of napkins to clean up, even though you don’t clean up the table, just your freaking faces. You do not NEED a hand full of straws for your 2 cups. And why the hell do people put soy sauce in their drinking cups?! How do you miss putting sugar into your stupid ass hot tea cup?! Also it’s not that easy carrying a hot tea pot, plates, and cups into the back. Oh and then you need a little tiny plate to hold your fountain of sauce? Really, come the fuck on. Just because you use a little plate doesn’t mean your the queen of England. It makes you look like a douche bag.
P.S. This isn’t really a story. It’s just me being angry at people haha.