Here’s a short rant submitted by Charles of Gulfport, Mississippi. He’s a server/line cook who is annoyed by customers who order salads and don’t know what amount of dressing will satisfy them.
Extra Dressing: You Know You Want It.,Without fail, when someone gets dressing “on the side”, they’re going to see that tiny ass ramekin of salad dressing and want another one. Why is it, when I offer extra dressing BEFORE that big ass salad comes out, won’t you just say “yes”?
Additionally, why is it when people don’t get the dressing on the side, they stare at the salad like it has no dressing at all? The dressing has been tossed with the lettuce. It’s in there. I’m colorblind and I can see that shit. How about before you accuse the kitchen of not putting salad dressing on your 1,000 calorie salad you ordered because you’re “trying to eat healthy”, you stick your fork in there and give it a taste.
/rant
